I just got back in from Vegas and I walked into my condo and I was greeted by a huge-ass fly whizzin by my face. I went into the kitchen more flies, bathroom more friggin flies! I was like is this Ethiopia west? What the fuck, So I remembered what happpend when I was on this movie set and they had one of those fruit sculptures on the set in Richmond Virginia and there were so many damn flies that it was interferring with the filming, like landing on actresses lipgloss and cleavage, just regugitation everywhere. Ew! So they sent some guy from crafty to Home Depot to get some flytraps and they worked wonders. So I thought thats what I need. I went and got it it said ad water and wait 2 to 5 hours and then the trap will produce a scent thats attractive to the fly, so I set up and left. About 2am I got back here and OHHH my Gosh! It smelled like Vaginitis in here! I was like did some robber break in here and clean a fish in here while i was gone? So I immediately commmenced to play a round of "find the smell" and I couldnt find it right away. Then I used logic and said whats new in the house? The FLY TRAP!
Little did I know that inside the fly trap that really did kill every fly and fruit fly in my place, but when I opened it to see where the stench was comin from I saw FISH EGGS! WTF! Fish eggs? That is what they used in a fly trap? so damn gross. So as a word to the wise, dont ever, use those heavy duty fly traps in the house only use them in the yard....unless you dont mind your crib smellin like a bad case of vaginitis..
