How much stuff it takes to spend the night....

It is so rare that I spend the night with anyone because It is like a nightmare of preventative measures.... firstof all Im like picky, I only like my own bed, I have to move the car- blah, blah, blah. But I have to take so much stuff not to get embarassed... Like breath assure pills for no morning breath, claritin for no post nasal drip, gas-ex for no farts, pepto for no stomach rumblings, wash hair, condition for no scratchy hair, shave for no stubble, lotion for no ashiness....perfume, cute underwear -and a sleeping pill so I dont toss and turn...that is rrreally romantic by anyones standards. Dont try to date a virgo, they are soooo picky that you end up feeling so insecure you wind up drunk or on Xanax....hot